Egotastic! Helps You Not Eff Up Valentine’s Day Shopping (And Helps You ‘Git...
Let's be completely honest here -- Valentine's Day is the single most horrid day of the year for men. I mean, unless your iPhone calendar is showing a back to back booking of a prostate exam and an IRS...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes is an idiot
A few of you might remember Amanda Bynes from her parts in Hairspray and Easy A, although chances are most of you don’t remember her at all. Anyway, Amanda was pulled over for talking on her cell phone...
View ArticlePaz De La Huerta Topless Once Again in Latest Terry Richardson Candid Photoshoot
As much as we make fun of Terry Richardson for looking like the ultimate creeper, the dude and his molestache do manage to get many of Hollywood's bigger names into his sexually charged photoshoot,...
View ArticleKendall Jenner Twitpics Her… Can’t Say That About Her Yet, Oh, Just look
Oh, bother, now we're really going to get letters from the Protectors of the Innocent. But, before you write, please bear in mind that Kendall Jenner and her mom-ager, Kris Jenner, pimp these pictures...
View ArticleLinda Evangelista and Saskia de Brauw Topless in Love Magazine Are, Well,...
Okay, so the good and decent peoples of Europe have contributed much to the world. Epicurean delights, bullet trains, and topless beaches, to name the first three that come to mind off the top of my...
View ArticleIrina Shayk and Tamara Ecclestone Among the Hotties at the De Grisogono Fancy...
I don't even know what this party is for, but it was hella fancy. Even by Cannes Film Festival standards. It featured not one, but two heiresses flashing their bodies, Tamara Ecclestone and Billionaire...
View ArticleKatie Price Debuts Her Lingerie Line With Class and Style and Tremendous Grace
Yeah, not so much. But she did launch her lingerie line with lots of grease and shmaltz and tremendous boobage, so there's that. Which seems more fitting for Katie Price anyhow. Now, I'm not exactly...
View ArticleSalma Hayek Chesty Goodness, Not Gone, Not Forgotten at ‘Prometheus’ Premiere
Thanks to a million and one of you for the collective email butt-slap about glossing over the buxom in purple Salma Hayek from Friday's Prometheus premiere in London. Yes, we were laserbeam focused on...
View ArticleBeyonce Is Back in Black Leather and See-Through Top in Paris
Beyonce has now officially recovered from her pregnancy, or fake pregnancy, or whatever it was that had her in hiding for a few months before and right after their stripper-named baby, Blue Ivy, was...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan’s situation just got worse
So it all started when Lindsay Lohan got into a car accident. That was bad, but honestly, nothing that couldn’t be recovered from. Then she started blaming everyone who wasn’t her. Pretty bad, but...
View ArticleJennifer Aniston May Never Be Topless, But She’s Still Rather Hot
Okay, so we bust Jennifer Aniston for basically being a liar about her 'topless' film roles in the movie; and, yeah, we used to bust her saying that she didn't need a man in her life after the man in...
View ArticleRita Ora Is Blue and White and Tight All Over
Rita Ora has this thing about her that whenever I see her I kind of imagine her clothes falling off. Yes, true, I seem to have that thing for 99% of the women we feature on Egotastic!, and, also true,...
View ArticleNicki Minaj Flashes Her Butt Junk and Cleavetastic Cans to Highlight BET Awards
There were a few hotties on parade last night at the BET Awards, but none quite captured our lower hears and shallow minds as much as Nicki Minaj who put on an earthquake's worth of booty shaking and...
View ArticleUpcoming Nudity for Week of July 6, 2012
Movies premiering in theaters this weekend in the US this week containing either confirmed or the possibility of female nudity: Movie: Savages Theatrical Release Date: July 6 Actress Confirmed Nude:...
View ArticleBut Here’s My Number, So Sext Me, Maybe?
Fake nekkid ass nekkid pictures of that "Call Me Maybe?" girl, Carly Rae Jepsen, have been making the rounds for the last few days, but now TMZ is saying that real and recent nekkid ass nekkid pictures...
View ArticleMaria Laura Lugo Soto Topless Pictures Depict a True Beauty Queen
Someday, I'm going to open up all the letters we receive here at Egotastic! to The Smithsonian or some other historical organization to document the incredibly diverse set of gentlemen oglers who...
View ArticleAn Ode to Kate Middleton, Our Number One Olympics Fan (and Future Baby Mama)
Whilst we linger on the fine bodies of the female athletes this past week during the 2012 Summer Olympic games, let us not forget the face in the crowd ever-cheering on her British squad, and ever...
View ArticleHere comes an Archer / Bob’s Burgers crossover!
So, it turns out I have always deep down wanted a crossover of Archer and Bob’s Burgers, but I didn’t know it until they finally made one and now all I can think about is HOW WAS THIS NOT MADE SOONER?...
View ArticleJennifer Aniston Is Engaged and Showing Off Her Boobs in a Bra on Film Set
All the ladies gossip rags are a abuzz this week with news that Jennifer Aniston is engaged to her actor boyfriend and I guess this is big news for people who really care about the relationship status...
View ArticleNicole Kidman Looks Like a Million Dollars of Sexy in V Magazine
One of these days, we're going to go through the process of showing off the great pictures of the former Mrs. Tom Cruises and just kind of wonder to ourselves if we see some sort of pattern. Like,...
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